i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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