I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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