Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I can't turn off my feet"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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