The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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