Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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