YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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