I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
