I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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