He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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