Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Are we still banned from the library?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I party with great urgency now.
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