Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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