So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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