i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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