my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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