Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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