so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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