Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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