I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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