does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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