I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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