Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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