I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Boobs speak an international language.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS