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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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• (718): View more from New York

  Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.

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• (914): View more from New York

  she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text

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