Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(786): View more from Florida

Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.

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(207): View more from Maine

there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....

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(850): View more from Florida

OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

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(713): View more from Texas

Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.

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(740): View more from Ohio

besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

(763): View more from Minnesota

welcome to college.

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(207): View more from Maine

WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.

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