I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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