So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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