It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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