Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
only if we run a train.
done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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