sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
nutella sex= disaster
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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