Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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