I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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