I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
