I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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