hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
NoShamevember. You game?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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