Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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