You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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