she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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