Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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