My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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