I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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