I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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