I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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