god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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