Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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