I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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