halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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