I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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