And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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