we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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