ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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