Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
this is an emotional support booty call
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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