member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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