nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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