Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Bring me that man meat
i believe in u and ur pee
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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