You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I need a beard to bite.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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