you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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