i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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