That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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