I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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