I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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