What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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