Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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