That's intense
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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